What's a german's favourite number?

Nein

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What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

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How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Nein!

How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."