Role Jokes

Why did the Pokemon Company offer me a role in their upcoming TV Series?

So they could Starmie.

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What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...

How does Jaden Smith keep getting roles in big movies?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.