Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

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What instrument does the uterus play?

The fallopian tuba.

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?

A: Write 'pp espressivo'.

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."