Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

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Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

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What instrument does the uterus play?

The fallopian tuba.

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

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How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?

A: Write 'pp espressivo'.

Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.