How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?

A: Write 'pp espressivo'.

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What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.