How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?

A: Write 'pp espressivo'.

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What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants ?

Wok n' Roll

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.