One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.
One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.
What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction? One can... "Get Hard"
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People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts.
Because slavery is illegal.
Mooney.
