One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.
The Holocaust was funny.
Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*
Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one
Because slavery is illegal.
