One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.
Stark industries has actually turned a profit
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
Because slavery is illegal.
Mooney.
