How would you handle a complaint from a customer?

Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.

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Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

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What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

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What does grandma's crotch smell like?

Depends

How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the supply and demand curve

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How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question?

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How do you describe the life of a redditor?

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How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

Complaint Jokes More Complaint Jokes

What have you been doing?

Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.

What was the complaint?

Flan AGAIN !**

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

Applicant Jokes More Applicant Jokes

What did the insurance company say to the applicant?

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

How would you handle a complaint from a customer?

Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

How many handles do a black dude's coffin have?

Have you ever seen a dumpster with four?

Why is mild cheddar even a thing?

Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner

What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

can't complain"