How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

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Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

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How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant ?

When you ask them "2+2 is ?":

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

Why do you always exchange your Canadian dollars to USD?

It makes no sense!" "Well neither does the Canadian Mint!"

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How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

Remove the audio jack

What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

Removed

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What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

What do you call a bunch of Lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet.

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool