How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

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What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

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What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry."

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do you call a Canadian group of racists?

The Ku Kanux Klan.

Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox

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How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

What does Kim Jong Un do when he's angry?

removed

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What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...

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What do you call a depressed dog swimming in a pool?

A watermeloncollie.

What do you call a pool full of details?

The specific ocean.