How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

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Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

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What's the nutritional value of an entire tube of cherry Chapstick?

Asking for my two year old.

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

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How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

What do you call a nice Canadian meal on a colorful roof?

Poutina.

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How many shaves does it take to remove all a persons pubic hair?

A brazillion!

What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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What do you call it when a bunch of druggies talk to each other?

Joint-Discussion

How do you make a bunch of Redditors mad?

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What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

What do you call a pool full of details?

The specific ocean.