How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

Previous Random Joke Next

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

How long does it take for mods to remove a post?

removed

What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

removed

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?

One's a bunch of cunning runts.....

What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call a pool full of details?

The specific ocean.

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.