How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

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What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

What type of dog leaves a mark?

shar pei

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What did the pirate say when asked how old he was?

Aye Matey!

Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

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Why are Canadians atheist?

Because they are Eh-theists.

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

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What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !

What do you call a mod in r/News ?

Removed

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What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves?

raisin bran

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture