How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

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What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee."

How do you cure depression?

A gun.

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What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

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What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!