How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

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What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

What's the cure for world hunger?

Food

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What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.