How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

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What did the cannibal Doctor do with his patients?

He cured them.

How to cure affluenza?

Introduce him to Warhammer.

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Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

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What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".