How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

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What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

How do you cure a mute coworker?

Tell them a secret

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What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.