Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

Neil Armstrong Jokes More Neil Armstrong Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

Buzz Aldrin Jokes More Buzz Aldrin Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

Neil Jokes More Neil Jokes

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

Wrestle Jokes More Wrestle Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Why do rednecks like the doggie position?

That way they can both watch wrestling.