Buzz Aldrin Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

Wrestle Jokes More Wrestle Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Neil Jokes More Neil Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have?

Neil.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

Neil Armstrong Jokes More Neil Armstrong Jokes

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.