Buzz Aldrin Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

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Neil Armstrong Jokes More Neil Armstrong Jokes

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

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What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line?

A full set of teeth

Neil Jokes More Neil Jokes

What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have?

Neil.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

Wrestle Jokes More Wrestle Jokes

Why do rednecks like the doggie position?

That way they can both watch wrestling.

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.