Buzz Aldrin Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Because it was full.

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room?

A full set of teeth

Neil Armstrong Jokes More Neil Armstrong Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

Wrestle Jokes More Wrestle Jokes

Why do rednecks like the doggie position?

That way they can both watch wrestling.

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic

Neil Jokes More Neil Jokes

What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have?

Neil.

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!