Buzz Aldrin Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?"

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

Who's there ! Biro ! Biro who ?

Biro light of the moon !

Wrestle Jokes More Wrestle Jokes

Why is wrestling stupid?

It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Neil Jokes More Neil Jokes

What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have?

Neil.

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

Neil Armstrong Jokes More Neil Armstrong Jokes

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.