Buzz Aldrin Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

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He wanted to hang with his family.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What do you call a night watchman with deep-set self-esteem issues?

An insecurity guard

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why are spiders good swimmers ?

They have webbed feet !

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

Neil Jokes More Neil Jokes

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have?

Neil.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Why did the console peasants walk across the road?

To render the building on the other side.

Neil Armstrong Jokes More Neil Armstrong Jokes

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....