Buzz Aldrin Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

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Neil Armstrong Jokes More Neil Armstrong Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

Wrestle Jokes More Wrestle Jokes

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

Neil Jokes More Neil Jokes

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

What does aerosmith say when someone asks them for directions?

Walk this way

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?

High Moon!

Why is the moon so grumpy?

It's just going through one of its phases.