Wrestle Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

Why is wrestling stupid?

It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Why do rednecks like the doggie position?

That way they can both watch wrestling.

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Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

What's 7 inches and makes women submissive?

A knife.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

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What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of druggies talk to each other?

Joint-Discussion

What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.

Lemmy Jokes More Lemmy Jokes

Who'd win in a wresting match?

Lemmy or God " "Trick question. Lemmy IS God."-Air Heads RIP Lemmy.

Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

What did the Florida boy have on his feet?

Crocs

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing