Wrestle Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

Why is wrestling stupid?

It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Why do rednecks like the doggie position?

That way they can both watch wrestling.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

Chimney Cricket !

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between skinny and squat?

I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?

A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

Did you watch the new comic book movie?

It was very graphic!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?

A: She went looking for the three guys.

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

Buzz Aldrin Jokes More Buzz Aldrin Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

Suspend Jokes More Suspend Jokes

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.