They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.
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Onion rings.
It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....
He wanted to hang with his family.
That way they can both watch wrestling.
A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.
The Thai fighter
The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.
They can't make change.
A brazillion!
Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !
God doesn't think he's a Welder.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....
Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.
I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.
They quit smoking.
None of your f**king business.
Disoriented.
An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey
What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer? An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!
