What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ?

Butcher your arms around me !

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

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High School Jokes More High School Jokes

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer