What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

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What do internet pirates have on their legs?

j.pegs

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

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Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

What medications do I take?

I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick