What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

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What do you call 222,215 Frenchman with their arms up?

The active french armed forces.

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

When you see a girl who was hot in high school, but a decade later she's not https://www.youtube.com/watch?

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