What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?

In christianity, one guy died for all the others.

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What medications do I take?

I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long

Why don't you try calling them names too?

Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.