What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

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How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

A: Having legs!

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic!

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

Why don't you try calling them names too?

Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

How do you make a sports science major cry?

Remind them that high school is over.