Why are spiders good swimmers ?

They have webbed feet !

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What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his foot?

Mitosis.

Why do black people have white hands and feet?

Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.

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What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

How did spider-man reach the inner city kids?

He web-slang