Why are spiders good swimmers ?

They have webbed feet !

Previous Random Joke Next

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

Why are spiders good swimmers ?

They have webbed feet !

How do barmen surf the web?

On the Gin-ternet.