Why are spiders good swimmers ?

They have webbed feet !

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Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

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What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

How do heavy metal bands surf the web?

On the Din-ternet.