Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

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Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

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What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

How does Davy Crockett take his pie?

A'lamode

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What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.