Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

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Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!

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Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

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How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.