Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

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Rainbow Jokes More Rainbow Jokes

What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway?

Roy Jeep Biv

What the sound of a rainbow laughing?

Hue hue hue hue

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.