Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

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What the sound of a rainbow laughing?

Hue hue hue hue

How many rainbows does it take to change a lightbulb?

The white amount.

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Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

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How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant