What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

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Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

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Use the fork, Luke.

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Ready or not, hair I comb!

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I'll never part with this!

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Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant