What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

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What does the devil say to hell rejects?

Why don't you fork off

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

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How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

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What do me and my fridge have in common?

Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne

How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

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What do you call a baker with red hair?

A ginger bread man

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.