What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

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How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

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What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

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What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!

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At the whale weigh station of course.

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant