What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

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Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."

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How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

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What do you call a baker with red hair?

A ginger bread man

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant