Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

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Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

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What do you call a gorilla with a harpsichord?

A silverbach.

What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!

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What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

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Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!