Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

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What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

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Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

Why cant a Gorilla get a job?

BECAUSE HE'S BLACK

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How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

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Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!