Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

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Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

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Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!