What do flies wear on their feet?

A: Shoos.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?

A pilot, you f'n racist!!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

Shoo Jokes More Shoo Jokes

What do flies wear on their feet?

A: Shoos.

How do you scare away a Vestiphobic?

Say "Shoo".