Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

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What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

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What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

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Why do high school girls always travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't evennn...

Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

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How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!

What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.