Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

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Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

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Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

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What do they call number 17 in black jack ?

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

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Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

Why do high school girls always travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't evennn...

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How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!

What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.