Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger

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How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

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What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger

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Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

What do you call a self absorbed lobster?

A little shellfish! I'll