Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger

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Body Jokes More Body Jokes

How the hell did you get a body like that?

he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

Wheres the best place to hide a body?

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Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

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Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

What do you call a self absorbed lobster?

A little shellfish! I'll