Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

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Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

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Why are sinks depressed?

People look down on them.

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

Medieval Jokes More Medieval Jokes

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

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Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

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Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.