Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What would be the best color to make a joke about?

I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

Whos the funniest disney princess?

raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

Medieval Jokes More Medieval Jokes

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

Absorb Jokes More Absorb Jokes

Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.