Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

People Jokes More People Jokes

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

Whos the funniest disney princess?

raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..

Medieval Jokes More Medieval Jokes

How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

Absorb Jokes More Absorb Jokes

What do you call a self absorbed lobster?

A little shellfish! I'll

Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger