Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What do you think it'll be like?

The other student shrugs and says, "Remains to be seen".

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do the people of Skyrim use to exercise?

A Nordic Track.

What do people say when Batman skips Church?

Christian Bale

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

Medieval Jokes More Medieval Jokes

How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

How does the universe throw a party?

They planet.

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Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

What do you call a self absorbed lobster?

A little shellfish! I'll