Because they make up literally everything
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Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.
I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW
How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they need a backup.
Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".
What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "
Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King
They can't even.
To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.
She had harp failure.
His first mate
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)
Because Jesus saves.
After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.
They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.
Hands up"
The back of my hand...
There was no reaction
He doesn't like to be left hanging.
