Literally Jokes

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

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Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

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Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

White Girl Jokes More White Girl Jokes

Why can't white girls finish their sentences?

Because they can't even

What do white girls drink from?

OC Muggs!

End Jokes More End Jokes

What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped."

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors?

Because they take everything, literally.

How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What do you call a funny baked good?

a pun

Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.