Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

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Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

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Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

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Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything