Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

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Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

How did Chernobyl disaster happen ?

scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

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What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

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Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.