Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

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Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

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What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

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Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

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Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW