Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

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Why does that sign say Grand Canyon?

Are you sure this is the right way Lemming: Just trust me, ok

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

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How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

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Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.