What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

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What's the definition of "Trust"?

Two cannibals giving each other head

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

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What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

Handshake Jokes More Handshake Jokes

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.