What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

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What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

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What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

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What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

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What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.