What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

How can you get a cannibal to go away?

Give him the finger.

Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

How is a broken clock better than a politician?

The clock is still right twice a day.

What's the difference between a politician and a tiger?

One of them is a big puss

Handshake Jokes More Handshake Jokes

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake