What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Handshake Jokes More Handshake Jokes

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!