What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

Handshake Jokes More Handshake Jokes

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.