What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

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Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

What's the most dangerous place in Washington D.C.?

Between a politician and a news camera.

Handshake Jokes More Handshake Jokes

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!