How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

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How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

What do you yell at a Muslim striptease?

Show me your nose!"

Bingo Jokes More Bingo Jokes

What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"

Little Old Lady Jokes More Little Old Lady Jokes

What does it taste like to go down on a little old lady?

Depends

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

F Word Jokes More F Word Jokes

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!