What do you call a peeping Tom cat?

A Purrr-vert.

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What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.