Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

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What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday?

Cruising on a clipper.

Why is it that you never see a black person on a cruise?

They're not falling for that one again..

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What do you get when you cross a fancy car and a sweet potato?

A Yambourghini!

Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

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Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.