Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

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What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?

A. An Ocean "Liner"

Why don't black people ever go on cruises?

We're not falling for that one again!

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Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

What do you get when you cross a fancy car and a sweet potato?

A Yambourghini!

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How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

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They call in a S.W.A.T. team

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Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.