Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

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What is Tom's favorite kind of joyride?

A cruise

Why don't black people ever go on cruises?

We're not falling for that one again!

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Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

What do you get when you cross a fancy car and a sweet potato?

A Yambourghini!

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What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

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Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.