Fancy Car Jokes

What do you get when you cross a fancy car and a sweet potato?

A Yambourghini!

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Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

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Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Sweet Potato Jokes More Sweet Potato Jokes

What do you get when you cross a fancy car and a sweet potato?

A Yambourghini!

What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates?

A sweet potato.

Cruise Jokes More Cruise Jokes

What is Tom's favorite kind of joyride?

A cruise

Why don't black people ever go on cruises?

We're not falling for that one again!

Katie Holmes Jokes More Katie Holmes Jokes

Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.