Fancy Car Jokes

What do you get when you cross a fancy car and a sweet potato?

A Yambourghini!

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Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

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Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

Sweet Potato Jokes More Sweet Potato Jokes

What do you call a really nice retard?

A sweet potato

What do you get when you cross a fancy car and a sweet potato?

A Yambourghini!

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

Cruise Jokes More Cruise Jokes

What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday?

Cruising on a clipper.

What is Tom's favorite kind of joyride?

A cruise