What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

How do you spell Mississippi?

Redneck: Which one The river or the state

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What beer does Sean Connery drink?

Grols

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.