What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

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What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

What do you call a river that's an actor?

Russell Flow

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What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers?

The designated driver.

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.