What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

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Why does the sky cry sometimes?

Because it's blue :(

Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.

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Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.