What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?

SIDS

Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

How do you spell Mississippi?

Redneck: Which one The river or the state

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.