What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Why do blck men cry when they make love to white women?

Mace...

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.