What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?

SIDS

What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.