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Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, just upgrade to windows

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

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How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

Chinaman Jokes More Chinaman Jokes

What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper?

No Peking!

How long is a Chinaman?

How long IS a chinaman

Homework Jokes More Homework Jokes

Why did the boy not do his homework?

he was ceebs

What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window?

Where you going essay!

Infect Jokes More Infect Jokes

What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

A free upgrade

Where do they put the infected?

In the Quran-tine room!