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Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, just upgrade to windows

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

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He wanted to be with his family.

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I'm lactose intolerant.

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Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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Ask Ronda Rousey!

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Where do they put the infected?

In the Quran-tine room!

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Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

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What do you call a cat in love?

Romeow

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I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

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Tell him a joke when he's a baby !

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Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

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What's the Terminator's favourite band?

Guns 'n Roses

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

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I'll be black.

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What do you call a friendly Chinese man who gives out free firewood?

Kind Ling

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Rastafriedrice