What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

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Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

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Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach"

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Why is a pool table green?

Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.