What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

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What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"

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What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

What is it called when a dyslexic has a slow computer?

A rack of lamb