What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

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What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

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What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.

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What did the architect say about the rack?

How does she not fall over?

How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.