What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

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What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, just upgrade to windows

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite kind of jacket?

A Pullover!

Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.