What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

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What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

Where does a person with one leg work?

IHOP

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How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

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How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

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What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.