What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

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What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ?

A laplander !

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

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Why don't you try calling them names too?

Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

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What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.