Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

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Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

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Why was the robber bionic?

He was holding up a bank.

What does a bunny do to a bank?

Rabbit

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What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

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Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

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Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.