Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...

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Raisin Jokes More Raisin Jokes

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why do mice have such tiny balls?

Because so few of them can dance!

What did the overweight ballet dancer perform ?

The dance of the sugar plump fairy !

Christmas Cake Jokes More Christmas Cake Jokes

Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?

Your teeth !