Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...

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What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

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Why do Native Americans make the best strippers?

Their dancing can make it rain.

Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...

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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?

Your teeth !

Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...