Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...

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Raisin Jokes More Raisin Jokes

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

Where do snowmen go to dance ?

Snowballs !

Christmas Cake Jokes More Christmas Cake Jokes

Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?

Your teeth !