Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

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Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

Why was the farmer hopping mad ?

Because someone had trodden on his corn !

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren

Easter Egg Jokes More Easter Egg Jokes

How do you make an Chocolat omelette?

With Easter eggs.

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

Rehab Jokes More Rehab Jokes

Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.