Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

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What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

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What do you call an operation on a rabbit?

A hare-cut.

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny!

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Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

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Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.