Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

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Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

What about that new beer... by Peter Cotton Ale?

It's made with more hops!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

Easter Egg Jokes More Easter Egg Jokes

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

Rehab Jokes More Rehab Jokes

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab?

A small medium at large.