Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.

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Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?

A: He has got no beef.

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

What do you call a bovine beauty pageant winner?

A big Miss Steak.

Colorado Jokes More Colorado Jokes

Who punishes Colorado underage smokers?

COPD

What do you call a Frenchman in Colorado?

A French Fried