Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

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What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

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Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

What do you call a king with a weed addiction?

Your royal highness.

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What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases?

An innertube.

Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

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How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

Why is Kristen Stewart safe from the Fine Brothers?

Because she has no facial expressions so can't react.