Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

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What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

A private tooter

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

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What do Lebron James and James Brown have in common?

They're both nicknamed the king and they both are overrated.

What do kings call musical chairs?

A game of thrones.

Noble Gas Jokes More Noble Gas Jokes

What are the loneliest elements?

The noble gases, because they can't form bonds

What are the Fine Brothers favorite elements?

The noble gases because they don't react

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How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas