Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

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Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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What do you call it when a King gets a vasectomy?

A heir cut

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Noble Gas Jokes More Noble Gas Jokes

What is it called when the Queen farts?

a noble gas!

What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

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How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor