What do you do, if you're jerking off when you're meant to do something else but you're putting it off?

Procrasturbation.

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Where'd you go?

Him: "You meant with you "

Where's the nearest cycle path you meant?

Thought you said psychopath.

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What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens?

Because they're jerks.