What do you do, if you're jerking off when you're meant to do something else but you're putting it off?

Procrasturbation.

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What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

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What do you call an Irish midget?

Whatever their name is, you insensitive jerk.

What's it called when a smart girl jerks you off?

A stroke of genius!