What do you do, if you're jerking off when you're meant to do something else but you're putting it off?

Procrasturbation.

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What's the deal with airplane peanuts?

I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?

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Someone told me but I forgot.

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When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake

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He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.