What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na :D

What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.

Current Event Jokes More Current Event Jokes

What do corals get stressed about?

Current events.

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.