What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you know you're talking to a sales guy?

He says "I'm not a sales guy".

Why are dogs and engineers alike ?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

Current Event Jokes More Current Event Jokes

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

What do corals get stressed about?

Current events.