Current Event Jokes

What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

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What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

What stresses fish out the most?

Current events.

Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

What do corals get stressed about?

Current events.