What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

Current Event Jokes More Current Event Jokes

What do corals get stressed about?

Current events.

Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.