What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

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What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

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Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

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What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.