What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

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Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

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He drops the base!

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What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.