What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

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What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!