What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

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What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

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Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.