Why is Robert Pattison so pale?

There's no sunlight in the closet.

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What does the janitor keep in the closet?

SUPPLIES!

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

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Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

Why is Robert Pattison so pale?

There's no sunlight in the closet.