Why is Robert Pattison so pale?

There's no sunlight in the closet.

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Why are monsters hipsters?

Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.

What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!"

Sunlight Jokes More Sunlight Jokes

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

Why is Robert Pattison so pale?

There's no sunlight in the closet.