Why is Robert Pattison so pale?

There's no sunlight in the closet.

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What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

Why are monsters hipsters?

Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.

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Why is Robert Pattison so pale?

There's no sunlight in the closet.

Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.