Why is Robert Pattison so pale?

There's no sunlight in the closet.

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What do you call a closet full of lesbians?

A liquor cabinet.

Why is Robert Pattison so pale?

There's no sunlight in the closet.

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What's orange and white and stops at sunlight?

Gingers

Why is Robert Pattison so pale?

There's no sunlight in the closet.