Why is Robert Pattison so pale?

There's no sunlight in the closet.

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Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

What's the funniest thing you can find in a closet?

Robin Williams

Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

Sunlight Jokes More Sunlight Jokes

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.