Med School Jokes

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

Mount Jokes More Mount Jokes

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

What did the doctor say to the infertile Princess Bride?

Inconceivable!

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

What do you call a Native American who graduated from med school?

A doctor, you racist!

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!

What did some kids call him?

A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he's married.

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

C Jokes More C Jokes

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".