Med School Jokes

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

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Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

What do you call a Native American who graduated from med school?

A doctor, you racist!

What do you call a poop that went to med school?

Dookie Howser

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C Jokes More C Jokes

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What is the difference between a feminist studies major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

Trout Jokes More Trout Jokes

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!"

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

Why did the Native American undergo cellular respiration?

To make A TP

What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it?

A Sioux Flay

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

What do you call a guy who can't poop?

A constipatient

Dr. Jokes More Dr. Jokes

What can you give me to keep it in?

Dr.: a plastic bag

What do you call the worst Dr. who graduated from the worst med school?

Dr.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

What did the doctor say to the airplane that has canser?

It's terminal.