I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

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How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

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How do you make a dog drink?

You put it in a blender.

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.