I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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What do you call someone who really likes balloons?

Autistic.

What's the opposite of quantum physics?

Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).

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What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

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How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender