How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

How do you know your girlfriend is too young?

She only puckers up for her pacifier.

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What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

What do you call the girls who outrun me?

Virgins.

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Why did the bunny find some extra green in his paycheck?

Because he put in a little extra clovertime.

Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians?

At the Klondike Bar.

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Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

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What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

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How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.