How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

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What Did the Muslim Terrorist Say?

Who you gota blow to get some virgins around here

What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

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What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!"

Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

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What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."

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Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

What does the number 3 have in common with a Tumbler user?

They both can't even.

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Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.