How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

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How do you say "virgin" in Dutch?

Goodentight

What do you call a urinary tract infection caused in a virgin?

Immaculate Infection

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How do you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

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What did one druid say to the other?

Bear with me...

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

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What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

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How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.