How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

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What do you call a Targaryen girl who can outrun her brothers?

A virgin.

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

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How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

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What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.

Why are the bears such a bad football team?

Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What is amnesia?

Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings

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Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.