How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?

Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.

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What do you call a virgin in West Virginia?

An only child....

What Did the Muslim Terrorist Say?

Who you gota blow to get some virgins around here

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

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What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia?

Aussie Aus-born.

What's a bear without an ear?

A b

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What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston marathon finish line.

What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.

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Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.