Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.
I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!
She only puckers up for her pacifier.
You can un-screw a lightbulb.
Virgins.
Because he put in a little extra clovertime.
At the Klondike Bar.
Because he was born in a barn.
Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool
ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.
2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash
Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.