How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

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How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

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Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

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Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

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Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!

Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Utah?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.