Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.
Goodentight
Immaculate Infection
It ain't hard.
Windscreen vipers.
Bear with me...
By bearing straight
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
3 sleeps 'til Christmas
Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.