Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Goesintight.

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lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

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Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Utah?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin