Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What do you call a virgin on a water bed?

A cherry float.

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

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What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

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What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

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Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

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Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Utah?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.