Why wasn't Jesus born in Puerto Rico?

He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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A 3 legged cow

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Attention K-Mart shoppers..."

Why wasn't Jesus born in Puerto Rico?

He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.