What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."

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What do bears get at raves?

Mauly.

Where do bears store their military weapons?

In bearracks.

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Where did the salami go on holiday?

Costa Deli-Sol

Where do strippers go on holiday ?

Poland

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What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

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How did you do in your tests ?

I did what George Washington did ! What was that Went down in history !

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

What do Abraham Lincoln and an '80s sitcom have in common?

Both were shot before a live audience.