What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."

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Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

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What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."

What do you call it when a cow goes on holiday?

A vaccation

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What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

How did Christopher Columbus find India?

He used Apple Maps.

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What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.

Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!