What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."

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What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

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Whos the coolest guy in hospital?

The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy

Where do ants go for their holidays ?

Frants !

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What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."

How did Christopher Columbus find India?

He used Apple Maps.

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Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon?

Because he was dead!

Where does George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleavies!

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What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).